it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

darrynek:

my only fetish is heelys

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

so-humorous:

OMG
dudewrath-the-exalted:


I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

with great value comes great responsibility