chuck voted blair for prom queen 200 times and you can’t even text me back
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin