deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side
aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live