the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
*20 years later*
- My kid : hey mom what did you do when you were young?
- Me: obsessed over bands
- Husband: mostly my band
I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
when i was in 7th grade, this girl changed her facebook relationship status to “it’s complicated” and i asked her who she was complicated with and she responded with “being single is complicated…” and i just logged off i couldn’t do it anymore
im not sure if im actually funny or i just quote things from the internet and forget they are from the internet