bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

guy:

dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not

smaugtheterrible:

if the pope can give up then so can i

itsgrannywinkle:

Follow the coolest granny on Tumblr

rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested